Injury count for the week: Two (or three if counting bruised ego)
1) Bruised and cut knuckle from glass shower door slamming it at full speed.
Curse words emitted: Three out loud, multiple inside head
2) Cut from a serrated knife on fleshy part of thumb.
Curse words emitted: Partial word that was not completely uttered due to mix company.
Goal for next week: Zero
You're a klutz.
ReplyDeleteAnd a potty mouth. You should do something about that.
Ha. I was grating some zucchini and decided to not stop at my thumb. It added that little extra somethin' to my zucchini brownies.
ReplyDeleteupdated: yesterday i was doing a rec activity with my students where we threw them in the air and then caught them with a blanket. one of my students didn't hit the blanket... he hit me. and for the record dani, i didn't swear.
ReplyDeletemmm, dainon, those sound delicious.
see, i just want to know what swear words they are...i'm hyperfocusing, i guess.
ReplyDeletethat blanket trick is dangerous, as is the trust fall with teenagers, unless you don't mind being dropped on the ground.
I got dropped in the trust fall at Girl's Camp. RIpped my self esteem to shreds.
ReplyDeleteouch jill! lesson: don't trust girls at camp.
ReplyDeleteryan, well it was a mixture of the s and f word. i'm not proud but when you're hurt, there is something satisfying about it.
when you're hurt? they're something satisfying about a well place f bomb any time...
ReplyDeletep.s. i'm telling your young women's leader that you said not to trust at girl's camp and you're going to be in big trouble...for serious.