Today I was reminded of five things:
1. Small hands (excluding children) creep me out
2. Small hands rubbing someone's back REALLY creeps me out
3. I'm still bugged by Utahns pronunciation of "heal" as it sounds like "hill" (as real sounds like rill etc)
4. Too much sugary sweetness when teaching Sunday school doesn't do it for me
5. I always enjoy a meal being made for me, especially if I get to play with a friend's baby afterwards
Christmas in Canada
7 years ago
11 comments:
no, no, no - it's not utahn it's UTARD.
Was someone with small hands rubbing your back? Or was it some Very.Happy.Newlyweds sitting in front of you at church?
oh, utah that strange place.....wait, i grew up in that state. :)
it was some Very.Happy.Engaged couple in front of me, and well, rubbing backs at church annoys me at the best of times, but this girl's hands were as big as Avery's (my four year old niece) and it was SUPER sick.
it creeps me out when teenage siblings rub each others backs at church. stubby thumbs creep me out too. i knew a girl whose thumbs looked exactly like those pre-peeled, pre-cut, pre-washed baby carrots. brrr.
hahahahaha, baby carrots?!
i fall under the category of enjoying back rubs/scratches, i suppose it's the herm in me... disregard that confession.
there is nothing wrong with back rubs... but in church... nope.
oh man i have a loud conscience. i feel guilty for making fun of that girl's carrot fingers. she really is a good person. i can't help it though. they are forever engrained in my memory.
i forgive you, i once thought a baby was a bag of potatoes.
I don't like ratty hands.
you know what they say about back rubs in church don't you?
back rubs in church lead to front rubs... pretty much anywhere else.
re: small hands
homer - "their carnies son"
bart - "carnies?"
homer - "yeah, you know, small hands, smell like cabbage."
simpsons, genius
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